For someone that isn’t too up to date with social media and prefers to lay low instead of being “all-out-in-the-crowd” Tyler (our resident intern) was the perfect person to introduce South African IT girl, Zodwa Wabantu, and he had this to say:

AAAAHHHH!

That was my first reaction to the South African celebrity nightmare that is Zodwa Wabantu.

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At first, I didn’t like what I saw when I looked her up.

No, I really don’t like what I saw.

I spent an hour straight trying to figure out why she’s…

…famous.

Once I finally did, it was infuriating to say the least. For those who are blissfully unaware of her existence as I was a few days ago, here’s a brief explanation:

Zodwa Wabantu is a “professional” dancer. She dances, but does so but in heels.

Not sure how that qualifies one as a celebrity, but what do I know?

In true modern celebrity fashion, she has been all over social media and consistently posts racy pictures of herself.

After the whole Amber Rose Challenge fiasco, she decided she wasn’t going to be left out of all the fun.

So she started her own challenge, called the Zodwa Wabantu Challenge (feel free to gasp in utter shock).

While Amber Rose’s bit involved showing off the front, Wabantu’s is the literal reverse. The Instagram post that started the horrifying trend depicted her lying face down on a bed, completely naked, her rear end out in the open.

Good luck forgetting that.

What’s that? You want to know the highlight of her illustrious career?

Friendly warning: you don’t, you really don’t.

Miss Wabantu has even gone so far as to pull a Kim K on us and made a sex tape, just when you thought it couldn’t get worse.

So, knowing all this, the question remains: why is she famous?

It seems society is quite fond of putting people on pedestals, when they really shouldn’t be. She is a glorified party girl, and nothing more.

Celebrities like Wabantu and Kardashian are pretty much the world’s appendix; no one really knows why it’s there, but it hurts and the body will feel much better without it.

-Tyler Roodt

Well, there you have it; brutal but honest. Each to his/her own opinion!

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