Top 10 #AfricanBreakUpLines Tweets:
1. “It’s not you, it’s your bad taste in music” @BizzWaxx
2. “My parents said I can only date when I finish school… I still have three years left on my PhD.” @NamAfricanist
3. “You threw away the UltraMel container without licking it.” @kay_mahapa
4. Please Call: ‘its over’ @ShakesMotsilili
5. You make that hlwi hlwi sound when you drink tea ???? @GracaOfDeus
6. @Curate_Africa “How could you serve me food without meat? You know what, can’t do this anymore.” @TboozeSA
7. My ancestors don’t approve of our relationship. @Fuchsiaristic
8. My Pastor had a dream and you are not the husband he saw me with. @officialdaddymo
9. “It’s not you, it’s the economy” @TendoNyasvisvo
10. You said you own cows. I just see goats. @Mizz_Chichy